FW: Hotel California – Gujju Version

With No Intention to hurt any community or any person I am sharing a nice work of Creativity. This is solely for the recreational purpose and needs to be taken on a lighter Note. Though this is work of someone unknown, but this is here to be shared with my Friends and readers of my blog 🙂

For the sake of both English and Hindi / Gujarati reader, I have worked to convert the English version of this song to Hindi / Gujarati too….. and yeah there are few edits here and there too 😛
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On Western Express highway
Navratan tel in my hair
Warm smell of theplas
rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My had grew havy, aney, my sight grew dim
It was Hetal ben I was right!

There she stood on the highway
I heard the ringtone bale
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele
Then she lit up a metch stick and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thote I heard them say…

Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Planty of food at disco dandiya
Nine nights of year, you can find it here

Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs
She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais!
How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat
Some go arararara, and some forgat!

So I called Baku fui’s husband
please bring my chaas
he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas
End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey!
Wake you up in the middle of ratrau
Just to hear them say…

Welcome to night of disco dandiya
Such a lovely base
Underneath your drase 😉

They shakin it up at disco dandiya
what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais!

Mirrors on the ghagra choli
Pink odhni that is supakk nice
Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi’s
And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole,
They gaythered for the feast
They eat it all with gusto
and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat!

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the loo
I had to wait back
for people to finish before
Relax said Bakul maasa
We are programmed to receive
You can EAT as much as you want
But you cannot just SHEET!!

वेस्टर्न एक्सप्रेस हाईवे पे
लगावी ने नवरत्न तेल में बालों मा
हवा मा उड़ती ताजा गरम थेपला नी खुसबू
अने साथ मा आती ताज़ी हवा
पछे थोड़ी दूरी मा
अमे देखि एक चमचमाती लो
अमारो सर घूमी गयो, अने नज़र चुंधियाई गी
आ तो हेतल बेन छे, अरे आ तो हेतल बेन छे

हेतल बेन जे खड़ी हाईवे पे
अमे सूनी एक रिंगटोन नी बेल
अने हूँ सोच्यो अपना आप मा
आ तो फाल्गुनी पाठक होवी सके
पछे ओने माचिस जलावी अने अमारे राह दख्लावी
अमे सोचूं अमे आ सुणियो

डिस्को डांडिया मा तमारो स्वागत छे
एटली सारी जगो
एटला सुन्दर चेहरा
नाना प्रकार नो भोजन खावा माटे
नवरात्रि मा तमारे सब मल्शे
आ डिस्को डांडिया मा तमारो स्वागत छे

त्यानो गठिलो सरीर, त्यानी भरी भरी थाईज़
त्याने आस पास बहु सारा छोरा छे, जेने भई बोलिस
आजे एटली गर्मी मा, ऐ लोग गरमा कसा रमता
अत्यारे करे अर्रर्रर्र न ते पाडिस दो चार स्टेप्स

पछी अमे बाकू बुआ ना हसबंड ना बुलाव्यो
अने एक छास मंगावी
ते अमारे कहव्यु त्यारे निर्जल उपवास छे
आ करता छास नो ग्लास नथी मंगाव्यु
हजु आवाजे दूर दूर ती पण आवती
आधी रात मा तमे जो उठो तो तमे आज हुणो

आ डिस्को डांडिया मा तमारो स्वागत छे
एटलो सारु सरीर, एटलो सारो बदन
तमारा घागरा चोली में छुपे

एटला सारा मानस, एटला सारा मानस
डिस्को डांडिया मा झूमें
अत्यारे आजे आविस रमेस अने सुरेस भाई

घागरा चोली नो देस – २
अने गुलाबी ओढनी सरस
अत्यारे अमे सब अय्याँ नाचता, पेरी ने जीन पे जरी नो ड्रेस
अने पछी घाटकोपर समाज होल मा
तमाम लोग जमवा माटे आव्या
अने उल्लास साथी जमता जाय छे
वारंवार भोजन कक्ष मा जावे पछी प्लेट भरवा माटे

आखरी वात अमारे याद हती,
अमारे मुतरडी जावू हतो
अने अमारे राह जेवी हती
लोगा नु पहिला फारिग होवा माटे
त्यां बकुल मासा कहव्यु के
अमे लोगा खावा माटे वन्या
जेटलू जाए एटलो तमे जमी शको छो
पण तमे पेट खाली नथी करी शको

आ पछी एक आवाज आवी
डिस्को डांडिया मा तमारो स्वागत छे
एटलो सारू देस, घाघरा चोली नो देस

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FW: Hotel California – Gujju Version

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