{"id":1486,"date":"2011-06-05T11:34:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T11:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/2011\/06\/05\/few-ad-jingles-i-would-love-to-see\/"},"modified":"2011-06-05T11:34:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T11:34:00","slug":"few-ad-jingles-i-would-love-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/2011\/06\/05\/few-ad-jingles-i-would-love-to-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Few AD Jingles I would Love to See"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<ol style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Amul Cool &#8211; Drink it You Fool<\/li>\n<li>Bajaj Pulsar &#8211; Test Your Adrenalin Pulse<\/li>\n<li>Honda Hunk &#8211; Everything Rest is Just Junk<\/li>\n<li> Thumps Up &#8211; Down it with Bottoms Up<\/li>\n<li>Garnier &#8211; Don&#8217;t Use if You Love your Hair<\/li>\n<li>Hyundai i10 &#8211; I wish it read &#8220;I Can&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Maruti Alto &#8211; Iska Nut Bolt Khol Do<\/li>\n<li>Dell &#8211; Keep it Aside and Ring Neighbor&#8217;s Bell<\/li>\n<li>Feviquick &#8211; The Gum that You would Never like to Lick<\/li>\n<li>IDBI Bank &#8211; Haathi Mera Saathi<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Well there could be more, but I guess I would wait to see what you have to add on \ud83d\ude42 <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amul Cool &#8211; Drink it You Fool Bajaj Pulsar &#8211; Test Your Adrenalin Pulse Honda Hunk &#8211; Everything Rest is Just Junk Thumps Up &#8211; Down it with Bottoms Up Garnier &#8211; Don&#8217;t Use if You Love your Hair Hyundai i10 &#8211; I wish it read &#8220;I Can&#8221; Maruti Alto &#8211; Iska Nut Bolt Khol &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[148],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-thoughts","entry entry-center"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanktrivedi.net\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}