Just checked this funny Recruiter Mail and I wrote back to them, and I thought of sharing with you all on how funny is the scene with recruiters who simply search the placement sites for some keywords and if the keywords match, they simply set off the mail. What they miss is scanning through the CV to establish if its relevant to their requirement or not and whether they are targeting the right audience or not. They just know one thing simply narrow down the search and set off the mails.
Check out the massacre of English and well ALL CAPS mail, which is like shouting on the street – we have a job, we have a job ….funny huh!!!!!
I guess it goes without saying about the learnings from this trade…..LOLz……
From:
Date: Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 8:14 AM
Subject: Re: SALES MANAGER INSURANCE
To:
I think you have not gone through my CV at all, otherwise you would not have written this mail to me with some Funny English in it.
Better learn to write better English and go through the CV of the person you contacting.
One more thing, DELETE my name from your records as I am not interested in any further correspondence from your side.
Mayank
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DEAR CANDIDATE
WITH REFERANCE TO YOUR RESUME THIS IS TO INFORM THAT WE HAVE OPENINGS IN INSURANCE INDUSTRY FOR THE POST OF SALES MANAGER WITH HDFC STANADARD LIFE, BIRLA SUNLIFE, ING VYSYA, MAX NEWYORK ETC IF INTERESTED KINDLY REVERT WITH UPDATED RESUME ASAP.
JOB DETAILS
QUALIFICATION : ANY DEGREE (MANDATORY)
EXPERIENCE : MIN 2+ EXP FROM ANY SALES BACKGROUND(MARKETING AND FIELD WORK) FROM ANY INDUSTRY
SALARY :UPTO 4 LAKHS PER ANNUM +INCENTIVES
+ALLOWANCELOCATION :PREFERABLY LOCALITES OR SHOULD BE IN THE RESPECTED LOCATION OR MIN OF 3 YEARS
JOB DESCRIPTION
CANDIDATES SHOULD RECRUIT ADVISORS (TEAM MEMBERS) AND FORM A TEAM WITH OWN REFRENCE AND GENERATE BUSINESS ALONG WITH THEM TRAINING WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE COMPANY.